Hommage to a cliché'd sort of 'man walks into a bar' dad joke, but with a splash of glitter and a twist of gay.
If you're a big hairy guy or like big hairy dudes, then think of all of them pawing over this new wardrobe addition - like honey to bear ;)
 • 50% cotton, 50% polyester
 • Pre-shrunk
 • Classic fit
 • 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
 • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
 • Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Size guide
|  | LENGTH | WIDTH | 
| S (inches) | 27 | 20 | 
| M (inches) | 28 | 22 | 
| L (inches) | 29 | 24 | 
| XL (inches) | 30 | 26 | 
| 2XL (inches) | 31 | 28 | 
| 3XL (inches) | 32 | 30 | 
| 4XL (inches) | 33 | 32 | 
| 5XL (inches) | 34 | 34 |